Attention George Harrison.
This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location.
If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked onto your location.
You have two minutes to confirm your compliance.
Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration.
If you test me, you will fail.